{"product_id":"a-basic-gift-for-a-basic-bitch-gift-bag-pack-of-3","title":"A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag - Pack of 3","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Wood Rocket A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag is a pack of three Kraft paper bags designed for humorous gift-giving.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each bag measures 11 inches high, 8 inches long, and 4 inches wide, featuring a brown ribbon handle. These bags are ideal for gag gifts or white elephant exchanges, adding a touch of snark to any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike traditional wrapping paper, these gift bags offer a direct and humorous statement. The Kraft paper construction provides a sturdy base for your presents, while the included brown ribbon handle ensures easy carrying. Their specific design makes them a standout choice for anyone looking to inject personality into their gift presentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDeliver humorous passive-aggressiveness — Kraft paper construction with a brown ribbon handle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAccommodate various gag gifts — measures 11\" H x 8\" L x 4\" W.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSimplify gift presentation — alternative to traditional wrapping paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd snark to any occasion — ideal for white elephant exchanges.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for repeated use — durable Kraft paper material.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eGift Bag Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown ribbon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11\" H x 8\" L x 4\" W\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pack of 3\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The witty office worker participating in a white elephant gift exchange, or the friend who enjoys playful, sarcastic humor when giving gifts. This is for someone who appreciates a bold statement with their present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the exact dimensions of each gift bag?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach gift bag measures 11 inches in height, 8 inches in length, and 4 inches in width. This size is suitable for a variety of smaller to medium-sized gag gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these bags suitable for heavy items?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bags are made from Kraft paper with ribbon handles, designed for humorous and lighter gifts. They are not intended for very heavy or bulky items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I get these bags in different colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrently, these gift bags are available in the natural Kraft paper color with brown ribbon handles. They are designed with a specific aesthetic in mind for their snarky message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis pack of three Wood Rocket gift bags provides a humorous and direct way to present gag gifts. Featuring Kraft paper and ribbon handles, they measure 11\" H x 8\" L x 4\" W, perfect for adding a snarky touch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47782454624482,"sku":"WR-BAG-007","price":10.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/WR-BAG-007.jpg?v=1778781855","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/a-basic-gift-for-a-basic-bitch-gift-bag-pack-of-3","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}