{"product_id":"add-insult-to-injury-bandages-wassorted-sayings-box-of-25","title":"Add Insult to Injury Bandages w\/Assorted Sayings - Box of 25","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHott Products' Add Insult to Injury Bandages offer a humorous take on first aid, featuring assorted sarcastic and witty sayings.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each bandage measures 3 inches long and 1.375 inches in diameter, providing standard coverage for minor cuts and scrapes. This box contains 25 individually wrapped adhesive bandages, ideal for adding a touch of dark humor to everyday mishaps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike standard sterile bandages, these novelty adhesive strips from Hott Products inject personality into minor injuries. The 3-inch length and 1.375-inch diameter ensure they fit common wound sizes, while the assorted sayings provide a unique, lighthearted distraction. They are crafted from adhesive material, making them easy to apply and remove.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous first aid application — assorted witty and sarcastic sayings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard coverage for minor wounds — 3 inches long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecure fit for various injuries — 1.375 inches in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConvenient individual packaging — 25 bandages per box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy to apply and remove — made with adhesive material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdds a touch of dark humor to everyday mishaps — unique novelty item\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eBandage Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hott Products\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.375 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 25 bandages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Office pranksters who enjoy a good laugh, individuals with a dark sense of humor, and anyone looking for a unique gag gift for friends or colleagues who appreciate witty banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these bandages suitable for large wounds?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese bandages are designed for minor cuts and scrapes, measuring 3 inches long and 1.375 inches in diameter. They provide standard coverage for smaller injuries, but are not intended for deep or extensive wounds that may require medical attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many different sayings are included?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe box contains assorted sayings, offering a variety of humorous and sarcastic messages. While the exact number of unique designs can vary, each of the 25 bandages features a different witty phrase for added amusement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the adhesive strong enough for active use?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe adhesive material is designed for secure application on minor wounds during everyday activities. For strenuous activities or areas prone to moisture, additional support might be considered, but they generally hold well for typical daily wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHott Products' novelty bandages provide a humorous twist on essential first aid. With 25 bandages featuring assorted witty sayings, each measuring 3 inches long and 1.375 inches in diameter, they offer standard coverage with a side of dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hott Products","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47782814318818,"sku":"HPSF-HH70-EA","price":4.21,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/HPSF-HH70-EA.jpg?v=1778211512","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/add-insult-to-injury-bandages-wassorted-sayings-box-of-25","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}