{"product_id":"biggest-boner-greeting-card","title":"Biggest Boner Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Kush Kards Biggest Boner Greeting Card is a multi-color paper card designed for anniversaries and intimate celebrations.\u003c\/strong\u003e Measuring 4.625 inches in length and 4.25 by 5.5 inches in size, this card features a bold message to express lasting desire. It's intended for couples who enjoy playful and flirty communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis greeting card stands out with its direct and humorous approach to expressing affection, ideal for partners who appreciate a cheeky sense of humor. The card's design features bold white text on a black background, delivering a memorable statement about enduring attraction. Its blank interior allows for personalized messages, complementing the front's bold declaration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress lasting desire — with a bold front message: \"You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalize your sentiment — features a blank inside for custom notes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable paper construction — designed for longevity and a quality feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for easy handling and display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes essential components — comes with a matching envelope and protective plastic wrap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.625 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.0485 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Couples celebrating anniversaries or special occasions who share a playful and flirty dynamic. Individuals who enjoy expressing their attraction with humor and directness, particularly those who appreciate a cheeky, adult-oriented sense of humor in their intimate relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the message on the card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front of the card features the bold message, \"You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner.\" The inside of the card is blank, allowing you to write your own personal message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's included with the card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis greeting card comes complete with a matching envelope for easy gifting. It is also protected by a plastic wrap to ensure it arrives in pristine condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this card suitable for all relationships?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is best suited for established couples who share a strong sense of humor and enjoy playful, intimate communication. Its direct message is intended for partners comfortable with explicit expressions of desire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Biggest Boner Greeting Card offers a humorous and direct way to express lasting desire. Its 4.25\" x 5.5\" size and paper construction make it a memorable choice for anniversaries, complete with an envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47783000408290,"sku":"KK-NK-BONER","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/KK-NK-BONER.jpg?v=1778255882","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/biggest-boner-greeting-card","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}