{"product_id":"bongs-and-schlongs-greeting-card","title":"Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Kush Kards Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card is an A2 size card, measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", designed for humorous and adult-themed occasions.\u003c\/strong\u003e This naughty card features a blank interior, allowing for personalized messages, and comes with a matching envelope. It is suitable for parties or events where playful intentions are shared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike standard greeting cards, this Naughty Kard offers a unique, blank canvas for your own creative and cheeky messages, perfect for setting a playful tone. Its compact A2 size makes it easy to handle and mail, ensuring your humorous note arrives in pristine condition thanks to protective plastic packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalized messages for any occasion — blank interior for custom text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCompact A2 card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile use for parties and events — prompts for date, time, and contributions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope for easy gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProtected by plastic packaging for pristine condition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous and edgy stationery for adult-themed events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking humorous and edgy stationery for adult-themed parties or celebrations. Friends who enjoy playful banter and personalized notes for memorable events.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I write my own message inside this card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the inside of the Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card is completely blank. This allows you to write your own personalized message, making it suitable for any occasion where you want to add a unique and humorous touch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the dimensions of the card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. It's a standard, easy-to-handle size that fits comfortably in the included envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Bongs and Schlongs Greeting Card comes with a matching envelope, ready for you to address and send. It is also protected by plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis Kush Kards greeting card offers a blank canvas for your personalized, cheeky messages. Measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", it's perfect for adding humor to any party or special event.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47782926745826,"sku":"KK-NK-SCHLONGS","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/KK-NK-SCHLONGS.jpg?v=1778641131","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/bongs-and-schlongs-greeting-card","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}