{"product_id":"dead-inside-but-still-horny-greeting-card","title":"Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Kush Kards Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card is an A2-sized card measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", featuring a coffin motif and punny presentation.\u003c\/strong\u003e This card is designed for individuals with a bold outlook who still embrace their desires. It comes with an envelope and is packaged in plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis humorous greeting card stands out with its unique coffin design and playful message, directly addressing a specific sense of dark humor and desire. Unlike generic cards, it offers a memorable and slightly edgy way to express affection or acknowledge a shared perspective, making it a conversation starter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA memorable message for those with a daring outlook — features a punny presentation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistinctive coffin motif design — offers a unique visual theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStandard A2 card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for easy handling and display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a matching envelope — ready for immediate gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged for protection — arrives in clear plastic packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.625 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Card, Envelope, Plastic Packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The card is ideal for individuals who appreciate dark humor and a playful, slightly risqué approach to relationships or friendships. This includes people in their 20s to 40s who enjoy unique stationery and want to give a gift that sparks a smile or a knowing glance, perhaps for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the size of this greeting card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This is a standard size that fits easily into most envelopes and is convenient for mailing or hand-delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the card come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It is also protected in clear plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of occasions is this card best suited for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is perfect for occasions where a touch of dark humor and playful naughtiness is appreciated. It's suitable for romantic partners, close friends with a similar sense of humor, or anyone who enjoys edgy and memorable greetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis Kush Kards greeting card offers a unique coffin motif and punny message for those with a bold outlook. Measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", it comes complete with an envelope, making it a distinctive choice for expressing desire with humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47782923043042,"sku":"KK-NK-HORNY","price":8.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/KK-NK-HORNY.jpg?v=1778747456","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/dead-inside-but-still-horny-greeting-card","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}