{"product_id":"dope-dick-naughty-greeting-card","title":"Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Kush Kards Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card is an A2 size card, measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", designed for adult use.\u003c\/strong\u003e It serves as a versatile adult greeting card suitable for various occasions, from expressing gratitude after an intimate encounter to conveying romantic sentiments or even as a playful way to end a relationship. The card comes with an envelope and is protected by plastic packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis adult greeting card offers a unique way to communicate intimate thoughts and feelings, standing apart from generic cards. Its explicit yet humorous messaging allows for personalized expression, making it ideal for situations where a standard card won't suffice. The A2 size ensures it is substantial enough to make an impression while remaining easy to handle and mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile adult card for any occasion — express thanks, love, or a playful goodbye.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 card size — measures 4.25\" x 5.5\" for a noticeable yet manageable format.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope — ready for gifting or mailing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous and direct messaging — for bold and honest communication.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable plastic packaging — keeps the card pristine until use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCard Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kush Kards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCard Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e A2 (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.2 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking a humorous and direct way to communicate intimate appreciation or playful messages. This card is for adults who are comfortable with explicit themes and want a unique option for special occasions or casual acknowledgments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat occasions can I use this card for?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis adult greeting card is designed for a wide range of occasions. You can use it to thank someone for a great night, express romantic feelings, or even for a lighthearted way to signal the end of a relationship. Its versatility allows for personal and explicit messaging for any adult-themed event.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes the card come with an envelope?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, the Dope Dick Naughty Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. This ensures that your card is ready to be presented or mailed immediately after you write your personal message inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat are the dimensions of the card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches in width and 5.5 inches in length. This standard greeting card size makes it convenient to handle, write in, and mail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis Kush Kards adult greeting card offers a bold and humorous way to communicate. Measuring 4.25\" x 5.5\", it provides a unique platform for intimate messages, making it ideal for special adult occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kush Kards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47783085900002,"sku":"KK-NK-DOPEDICK","price":4.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/KK-NK-DOPEDICK.jpg?v=1778227726","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/dope-dick-naughty-greeting-card","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}