{"product_id":"fck-you-sucker-strawberry","title":"F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe F*ck You Sucker from Kheper is a novelty candy designed for expressing strong emotions.\u003c\/strong\u003e This strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 1.76 ounces and contains 80 calories. It offers a unique way to communicate displeasure, making it a conversation starter for adult humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis strawberry-flavored sucker provides a direct and humorous way to convey negative sentiment. Unlike traditional candies, its primary purpose is as a gag gift or a lighthearted expression of frustration. The 1.76-ounce size ensures a substantial treat that lasts, while the artificial strawberry flavor adds a familiar sweetness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpress strong emotions with a novelty candy — direct communication of displeasure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnjoy a sweet strawberry flavor — artificial flavoring provides a familiar taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA substantial treat — 1.76 ounces of candy per sucker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous gag gift — perfect for lighthearted expressions of frustration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConversation starter — unique item for adult humor and social situations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContains 80 calories per sucker — provides a sweet indulgence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kheper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlavor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Strawberry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.76 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCalories:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80 per sucker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDiameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 inch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.5 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults seeking humorous gag gifts for friends or colleagues who appreciate edgy humor. Individuals looking for a unique party favor or a playful way to express mild annoyance in a social setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the main purpose of this sucker?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe F*ck You Sucker is designed as a novelty item for humorous expression. It's intended to let others know how you feel in a lighthearted, albeit blunt, way, serving as a gag gift or a playful statement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this candy suitable for children?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sucker is intended for adult novelty use due to its name and implied message. It is not recommended for children. The ingredients include sugar and artificial flavors, making it a treat for adults who enjoy sweet confections with a humorous twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long does the flavor last?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a hard candy, the strawberry flavor is designed to last throughout the duration of consumption. The 1.76-ounce size suggests it provides a substantial amount of enjoyment, allowing the flavor to be savored for an extended period.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe F*ck You Sucker offers a unique, strawberry-flavored novelty candy experience. Weighing 1.76 ounces and containing 80 calories, it serves as a humorous way to express displeasure, making it an ideal gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kheper","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47782966132962,"sku":"KHE-NV060","price":2.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/KHE-NV060.jpg?v=1778814422","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/fck-you-sucker-strawberry","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}