{"product_id":"only-hoes-can-smell-this-candle-funny-candle-8-oz-soy-wax","title":"Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle - Funny Candle 8 oz Soy Wax","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis 8 oz soy wax candle offers a humorous novelty item, hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, with a 40+ hour burn time.\u003c\/strong\u003e It features a unique scent profile of salty ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, and soft musk. Designed as a decor or novelty piece, it appeals to those seeking conversation-starting home accents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike mass-produced candles, this novelty item is hand-poured, ensuring a unique artisanal quality. Its 100% soy wax composition provides a cleaner burn compared to paraffin alternatives. The humor-infused labeling sets it apart as a distinctive gift or personal indulgence for those with a playful sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA unique, laugh-out-loud item for your shelves — hand-poured novelty design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGenerous 40+ hour burn time — ensures lasting enjoyment and value.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 100% soy wax — burns cleanly and naturally.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a unique scent blend — salty ocean breeze with cardamom, orange, and soft musk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRustic, artisanal look — adds character to any decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUSA-made — supports domestic manufacturing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCandle Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Soy Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40+ hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScent Profile:\u003c\/strong\u003e Salty ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, soft musk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Individuals seeking humorous home decor, gift-givers looking for unique and funny presents for friends or family, and those who appreciate artisanal, domestically produced novelty items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow long will the scent last?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile the candle itself does not expire, the scent strength may minimally weaken after 1-2 years if the lid is left open and exposed to air. The ingredients are largely synthetic and non-toxic, so there's no concern of the candle developing a foul smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCan I use this candle for massage or as a drip candle?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo, this candle is strictly for decor or novelty purposes. The wax is too hot and too stiff for internal or external use, including massage or as a drip candle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is the scent like?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe candle features a fresh, mineral-rich, and mysterious scent described as a salty ocean breeze with hints of cardamom, orange, and soft musk, designed to evoke a beach escape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis 8 oz soy wax novelty candle offers a clean burn and a unique scent, hand-poured for artisanal quality. Its humorous labeling and 40+ hour burn time make it a distinctive conversation piece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47782683082978,"sku":"GEGCAN-33","price":20.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/GEGCAN-33.jpg?v=1778694047","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/only-hoes-can-smell-this-candle-funny-candle-8-oz-soy-wax","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}