{"product_id":"wood-rocket-offensive-crayons","title":"Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWood Rocket Offensive Crayons offer a humorous twist on traditional art supplies, featuring 24 crayons per pack with provocative names like 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue.' These coloring tools are designed for adults and come in novelty packaging.\u003c\/strong\u003e They are intended as a fun gift or party activity, complementing Wood Rocket's adult coloring books.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike standard children's crayons, these are specifically crafted for adult humor and novelty. Each crayon boasts a unique, edgy name, and the packaging is designed to be equally amusing and risqué. They are ideal for those seeking a lighthearted and unconventional creative outlet or a gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous adult coloring experience — 24 uniquely named crayons per pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvocative color names — includes shades like 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNovelty packaging — boxes designed with funny and sexy aesthetics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile gift option — suitable for parties and as a gag present.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplements adult coloring books — pairs well with Wood Rocket's other creative products.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnique art supplies — offers a departure from conventional children's crayons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCrayon Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wood Rocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePack Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24 Crayons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrayon Diameter:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 inch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrayon Length:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.75 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Multi-Color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Adults seeking novelty gifts, individuals who appreciate dark or edgy humor, and participants in adult-themed party activities. Also suitable for those who enjoy unconventional art supplies and adult coloring books.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAre these crayons safe for children?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their provocative names and packaging. While they are coloring tools, the naming convention and marketing are geared towards an adult audience and may not be appropriate for children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat kind of names can I expect on the crayons?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe crayon names are intentionally humorous and edgy, reflecting adult themes. Examples include 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue,' providing a playful and slightly controversial element to the coloring experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow many crayons are in a pack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pack of Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons contains 24 individual crayons. This quantity provides a good variety of colors and names for a fun, interactive experience or as a unique gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWood Rocket Offensive Crayons provide a unique, adult-oriented coloring experience with 24 provocatively named crayons per pack. They serve as a humorous gift or party activity, distinguished by their edgy names and novelty packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47782675480802,"sku":"WR-CRA-005","price":8.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0812\/6060\/9762\/files\/WR-CRA-005.jpg?v=1778788755","url":"https:\/\/www.notregulartoys.com\/products\/wood-rocket-offensive-crayons","provider":"Not Regular Toys","version":"1.0","type":"link"}