A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag - Pack of 3.
The Wood Rocket A Basic Gift For a Basic Bitch Gift Bag is a pack of three Kraft paper bags designed for humorous gift-giving. Each bag measures 11 inches high, 8 inches long, and 4 inches wide, featuring a brown ribbon handle. These bags are ideal for gag gifts or white elephant exchanges, adding a touch of snark to any occasion.
Unlike traditional wrapping paper, these gift bags offer a direct and humorous statement. The Kraft paper construction provides a sturdy base for your presents, while the included brown ribbon handle ensures easy carrying. Their specific design makes them a standout choice for anyone looking to inject personality into their gift presentation.
The witty office worker participating in a white elephant gift exchange, or the friend who enjoys playful, sarcastic humor when giving gifts. This is for someone who appreciates a bold statement with their present.
This pack of three Wood Rocket gift bags provides a humorous and direct way to present gag gifts. Featuring Kraft paper and ribbon handles, they measure 11" H x 8" L x 4" W, perfect for adding a snarky touch.
- Deliver humorous passive-aggressiveness — Kraft paper construction with a brown ribbon handle.
- Accommodate various gag gifts — measures 11" H x 8" L x 4" W.
- Simplify gift presentation — alternative to traditional wrapping paper.
- Add snark to any occasion — ideal for white elephant exchanges.
- Designed for repeated use — durable Kraft paper material.
| Brand | Wood Rocket |
|---|---|
| Material | Kraft paper |
| Handle Type | Brown ribbon |
| Dimensions | 11" H x 8" L x 4" W |
| Quantity | Pack of 3 |
- What are the exact dimensions of each gift bag?
- Each gift bag measures 11 inches in height, 8 inches in length, and 4 inches in width. This size is suitable for a variety of smaller to medium-sized gag gifts.
- Are these bags suitable for heavy items?
- The bags are made from Kraft paper with ribbon handles, designed for humorous and lighter gifts. They are not intended for very heavy or bulky items.
- Can I get these bags in different colors?
- Currently, these gift bags are available in the natural Kraft paper color with brown ribbon handles. They are designed with a specific aesthetic in mind for their snarky message.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.