Biggest Boner Greeting Card.
The Kush Kards Biggest Boner Greeting Card is a multi-color paper card designed for anniversaries and intimate celebrations. Measuring 4.625 inches in length and 4.25 by 5.5 inches in size, this card features a bold message to express lasting desire. It's intended for couples who enjoy playful and flirty communication.
This greeting card stands out with its direct and humorous approach to expressing affection, ideal for partners who appreciate a cheeky sense of humor. The card's design features bold white text on a black background, delivering a memorable statement about enduring attraction. Its blank interior allows for personalized messages, complementing the front's bold declaration.
Couples celebrating anniversaries or special occasions who share a playful and flirty dynamic. Individuals who enjoy expressing their attraction with humor and directness, particularly those who appreciate a cheeky, adult-oriented sense of humor in their intimate relationships.
The Biggest Boner Greeting Card offers a humorous and direct way to express lasting desire. Its 4.25" x 5.5" size and paper construction make it a memorable choice for anniversaries, complete with an envelope.
- Express lasting desire — with a bold front message: "You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner."
- Personalize your sentiment — features a blank inside for custom notes.
- Durable paper construction — designed for longevity and a quality feel.
- Compact card size — measures 4.25" x 5.5" for easy handling and display.
- Includes essential components — comes with a matching envelope and protective plastic wrap.
| Brand | Kush Kards |
|---|---|
| Material | Paper |
| Color | Multi-Color |
| Card Size | 4.25" x 5.5" |
| Length | 4.625 inches |
| Diameter | 0.0485 inches |
- What is the message on the card?
- The front of the card features the bold message, "You Still Give Me The Biggest Boner." The inside of the card is blank, allowing you to write your own personal message.
- What's included with the card?
- This greeting card comes complete with a matching envelope for easy gifting. It is also protected by a plastic wrap to ensure it arrives in pristine condition.
- Is this card suitable for all relationships?
- This card is best suited for established couples who share a strong sense of humor and enjoy playful, intimate communication. Its direct message is intended for partners comfortable with explicit expressions of desire.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.