Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card.
The Kush Kards Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card is an A2-sized card measuring 4.25" x 5.5", featuring a coffin motif and punny presentation. This card is designed for individuals with a bold outlook who still embrace their desires. It comes with an envelope and is packaged in plastic.
This humorous greeting card stands out with its unique coffin design and playful message, directly addressing a specific sense of dark humor and desire. Unlike generic cards, it offers a memorable and slightly edgy way to express affection or acknowledge a shared perspective, making it a conversation starter.
The card is ideal for individuals who appreciate dark humor and a playful, slightly risqué approach to relationships or friendships. This includes people in their 20s to 40s who enjoy unique stationery and want to give a gift that sparks a smile or a knowing glance, perhaps for anniversaries, birthdays, or just because.
This Kush Kards greeting card offers a unique coffin motif and punny message for those with a bold outlook. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it comes complete with an envelope, making it a distinctive choice for expressing desire with humor.
- A memorable message for those with a daring outlook — features a punny presentation.
- Distinctive coffin motif design — offers a unique visual theme.
- Standard A2 card size — measures 4.25" x 5.5" for easy handling and display.
- Includes a matching envelope — ready for immediate gifting.
- Packaged for protection — arrives in clear plastic packaging.
| Brand | Kush Kards |
|---|---|
| Size | A2 (4.25" x 5.5") |
| Diameter | 0.4 inches |
| Length | 4.625 inches |
| Includes | Card, Envelope, Plastic Packaging |
- What is the size of this greeting card?
- The card is an A2 size, which measures 4.25 inches by 5.5 inches. This is a standard size that fits easily into most envelopes and is convenient for mailing or hand-delivery.
- Does the card come with an envelope?
- Yes, the Dead Inside But Still Horny Greeting Card includes a matching envelope. It is also protected in clear plastic packaging to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.
- What kind of occasions is this card best suited for?
- This card is perfect for occasions where a touch of dark humor and playful naughtiness is appreciated. It's suitable for romantic partners, close friends with a similar sense of humor, or anyone who enjoys edgy and memorable greetings.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.