F*ck You Sucker - Strawberry.
The F*ck You Sucker from Kheper is a novelty candy designed for expressing strong emotions. This strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 1.76 ounces and contains 80 calories. It offers a unique way to communicate displeasure, making it a conversation starter for adult humor.
This strawberry-flavored sucker provides a direct and humorous way to convey negative sentiment. Unlike traditional candies, its primary purpose is as a gag gift or a lighthearted expression of frustration. The 1.76-ounce size ensures a substantial treat that lasts, while the artificial strawberry flavor adds a familiar sweetness.
Adults seeking humorous gag gifts for friends or colleagues who appreciate edgy humor. Individuals looking for a unique party favor or a playful way to express mild annoyance in a social setting.
The F*ck You Sucker offers a unique, strawberry-flavored novelty candy experience. Weighing 1.76 ounces and containing 80 calories, it serves as a humorous way to express displeasure, making it an ideal gag gift.
- Express strong emotions with a novelty candy — direct communication of displeasure.
- Enjoy a sweet strawberry flavor — artificial flavoring provides a familiar taste.
- A substantial treat — 1.76 ounces of candy per sucker.
- Humorous gag gift — perfect for lighthearted expressions of frustration.
- Conversation starter — unique item for adult humor and social situations.
- Contains 80 calories per sucker — provides a sweet indulgence.
| Brand | Kheper |
|---|---|
| Flavor | Strawberry |
| Weight | 1.76 oz |
| Calories | 80 per sucker |
| Diameter | 1 inch |
| Length | 3.5 inches |
| Color | Pink |
- What is the main purpose of this sucker?
- The F*ck You Sucker is designed as a novelty item for humorous expression. It's intended to let others know how you feel in a lighthearted, albeit blunt, way, serving as a gag gift or a playful statement.
- Is this candy suitable for children?
- This sucker is intended for adult novelty use due to its name and implied message. It is not recommended for children. The ingredients include sugar and artificial flavors, making it a treat for adults who enjoy sweet confections with a humorous twist.
- How long does the flavor last?
- As a hard candy, the strawberry flavor is designed to last throughout the duration of consumption. The 1.76-ounce size suggests it provides a substantial amount of enjoyment, allowing the flavor to be savored for an extended period.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.