Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card w/Sticker.
The Kush Kards Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card w/Sticker is a multi-color paper card and sticker set designed for Halloween greetings. Measuring 4.25" x 5.5", it features a "Dick Me Into The Ground" front message and a blank interior. This stationery set is ideal for sending wickedly fun messages to friends and family during the spooky season.
Unlike generic Halloween cards, this offering from Kush Kards includes a matching sticker, doubling the festive fun. You can use the sticker to seal the envelope or add a touch of spooky flair to personal items. The card's unique front message and creepy-cute designs provide a memorable and humorous way to connect with loved ones.
Individuals looking for humorous and unique Halloween cards for friends or partners. People who enjoy quirky stationery and want to send a memorable greeting. Those who appreciate matching accessories like stickers to enhance their seasonal mail.
Send a laugh this Halloween with the Kush Kards Greeting Card and Sticker set. Featuring a unique front message and matching sticker, it's a fun, paper-based way to share spooky vibes and create smiles.
- Send wickedly fun greetings — with a unique "Dick Me Into The Ground" front message.
- Double the frightful fun — includes a matching sticker for sealing cards or personalizing items.
- Spook-tacular design — multi-color paper card with creepy-cute Halloween themes.
- Conveniently sized — card measures 4.25" x 5.5" for easy mailing.
- Includes all the essentials — comes with a greeting card, sticker, and envelope.
- Blank inside for personalization — allows for custom messages to goblins and ghouls.
| Brand | Kush Kards |
|---|---|
| Material | Paper |
| Color | Multi-Color |
| Card Size | 4.25" x 5.5" |
| Diameter | 0.066 in |
| Length | 4.675 in |
- What is the inside message of the card?
- The inside of the Halloween Dick In Ground Greeting Card is blank. This allows you to write your own personalized spooky message to the recipient, making your greeting even more special and tailored to them.
- What exactly comes with the card?
- This set includes the main greeting card with its unique front message, a matching sticker that complements the card's design, and a standard envelope for mailing. It's packaged in plastic wrap for protection.
- Is this card suitable for all recipients?
- Given the explicit front message, this card is best suited for recipients with a sense of humor who appreciate bold and unconventional greetings. It's designed for close friends or partners who will understand and enjoy the playful, albeit risqué, sentiment.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.