Only Hoes Can Smell This Candle - Funny Candle 8 oz Soy Wax.
This 8 oz soy wax candle offers a humorous novelty item, hand-poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, with a 40+ hour burn time. It features a unique scent profile of salty ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, and soft musk. Designed as a decor or novelty piece, it appeals to those seeking conversation-starting home accents.
Unlike mass-produced candles, this novelty item is hand-poured, ensuring a unique artisanal quality. Its 100% soy wax composition provides a cleaner burn compared to paraffin alternatives. The humor-infused labeling sets it apart as a distinctive gift or personal indulgence for those with a playful sense of humor.
Individuals seeking humorous home decor, gift-givers looking for unique and funny presents for friends or family, and those who appreciate artisanal, domestically produced novelty items.
This 8 oz soy wax novelty candle offers a clean burn and a unique scent, hand-poured for artisanal quality. Its humorous labeling and 40+ hour burn time make it a distinctive conversation piece.
- A unique, laugh-out-loud item for your shelves — hand-poured novelty design.
- Generous 40+ hour burn time — ensures lasting enjoyment and value.
- Made with 100% soy wax — burns cleanly and naturally.
- Features a unique scent blend — salty ocean breeze with cardamom, orange, and soft musk.
- Rustic, artisanal look — adds character to any decor.
- USA-made — supports domestic manufacturing.
| Size | 8 oz |
|---|---|
| Material | 100% Soy Wax |
| Burn Time | 40+ hours |
| Scent Profile | Salty ocean breeze, cardamom, orange, soft musk |
| Origin | USA |
- How long will the scent last?
- While the candle itself does not expire, the scent strength may minimally weaken after 1-2 years if the lid is left open and exposed to air. The ingredients are largely synthetic and non-toxic, so there's no concern of the candle developing a foul smell.
- Can I use this candle for massage or as a drip candle?
- No, this candle is strictly for decor or novelty purposes. The wax is too hot and too stiff for internal or external use, including massage or as a drip candle.
- What is the scent like?
- The candle features a fresh, mineral-rich, and mysterious scent described as a salty ocean breeze with hints of cardamom, orange, and soft musk, designed to evoke a beach escape.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.