Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain - Tan.
The Wood Rocket Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain in Tan is a novelty metal accessory measuring 3.125 inches in length and 0.35 inches in diameter. This humorous keychain from Wood Rocket is designed for personal use or as a gag gift, offering a unique statement piece for keyrings.
This unique keychain distinguishes itself with its bold, humorous messaging, making it a standout novelty item. Unlike more conventional accessories, it provides a distinct way to express personality or share a laugh. The metal construction ensures durability for everyday carry on a keyring.
Individuals seeking humorous and unconventional accessories, gift-givers looking for a memorable gag present, or collectors of novelty keychains.
This Wood Rocket novelty keychain offers a durable metal construction and a humorous message. Measuring 3.125 inches long, it's a distinctive accessory for personal use or a memorable gag gift.
- Express your humor with a bold statement — "Eat A Bag of Dicks" design.
- Durable construction for daily use — made from metal.
- Compact size for portability — 3.125 inches long.
- Measures 0.35 inches in diameter for a slim profile.
- Tan color offers a subtle yet distinct aesthetic.
- Versatile as a personal accessory or a gag gift.
| Brand | Wood Rocket |
|---|---|
| Material | Metal |
| Length | 3.125 inches |
| Diameter | 0.35 inches |
| Color | Tan |
- What is this keychain made of?
- This keychain is constructed from durable metal, ensuring it can withstand regular use on your keys. The material choice contributes to its longevity as a novelty accessory.
- How big is the keychain?
- The keychain measures 3.125 inches in length and has a diameter of 0.35 inches. This size makes it noticeable without being overly cumbersome on a keyring.
- Can this be given as a gift?
- Absolutely. Its humorous and bold design makes it an ideal gag gift for friends with a similar sense of humor. It's a memorable item that's sure to get a reaction.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.