Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons.
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons offer a humorous twist on traditional art supplies, featuring 24 crayons per pack with provocative names like 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue.' These coloring tools are designed for adults and come in novelty packaging. They are intended as a fun gift or party activity, complementing Wood Rocket's adult coloring books.
Unlike standard children's crayons, these are specifically crafted for adult humor and novelty. Each crayon boasts a unique, edgy name, and the packaging is designed to be equally amusing and risqué. They are ideal for those seeking a lighthearted and unconventional creative outlet or a gag gift.
Adults seeking novelty gifts, individuals who appreciate dark or edgy humor, and participants in adult-themed party activities. Also suitable for those who enjoy unconventional art supplies and adult coloring books.
Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons provide a unique, adult-oriented coloring experience with 24 provocatively named crayons per pack. They serve as a humorous gift or party activity, distinguished by their edgy names and novelty packaging.
- Humorous adult coloring experience — 24 uniquely named crayons per pack.
- Provocative color names — includes shades like 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue.'
- Novelty packaging — boxes designed with funny and sexy aesthetics.
- Versatile gift option — suitable for parties and as a gag present.
- Complements adult coloring books — pairs well with Wood Rocket's other creative products.
- Unique art supplies — offers a departure from conventional children's crayons.
| Brand | Wood Rocket |
|---|---|
| Pack Size | 24 Crayons |
| Crayon Diameter | 1 inch |
| Crayon Length | 2.75 inches |
| Color | Multi-Color |
- Are these crayons safe for children?
- These crayons are specifically designed for adults due to their provocative names and packaging. While they are coloring tools, the naming convention and marketing are geared towards an adult audience and may not be appropriate for children.
- What kind of names can I expect on the crayons?
- The crayon names are intentionally humorous and edgy, reflecting adult themes. Examples include 'Insufferable Vegan Green' and 'Victim Blame Blue,' providing a playful and slightly controversial element to the coloring experience.
- How many crayons are in a pack?
- Each pack of Wood Rocket Offensive Crayons contains 24 individual crayons. This quantity provides a good variety of colors and names for a fun, interactive experience or as a unique gift.
- Delivery
- Ships in 1 business day.
- Free shipping
- Over $150. Below $150 — flat-rate based on product weight, calculated at checkout.
- Returns
- All sales final. For hygiene and privacy reasons, we cannot accept returns on intimate products.
- Damaged or faulty
- Contact support within 7 days of delivery.
- Packaging
- Plain-box. No branding on the outside.
- Billing
- Charged as NRT WELLNESS.